(Every caption that doesn't have a name attatched to it is MeLikeBigBoom.) I think if we recognize the problems that went last time, we can be more... ...well equipped for this time around. So we need to rob the bank.
Josiah: Yes. They've got gold in the safe. I want the gold. Josiah: Yes !!!!11!!1!!! ...Jesus Christ. But last time what were the issues- So, I... I couldn't grab the pager, that was stupid, that was just Payday Josiah: Ehh, no you just suck. And then there was the- the teleportation, well we fixed that. We downloaded this locomotion mod that makes the- (loses focus because the mod is so good) This is so much better. I cannot believe it. Okay... and ummm That's it. That's both of our problems! So I think we can just.. I think we can just run in and just.. rob the bank. Okay, so first thing we have to figure out where the safe is. There's the safe And... There's a security guard (beep) Shut up!1! Where's the security office? Where's... Josiah: Over there. uhp.. Hi.. Umm That's the bank manager. Ummm There's the Security office, that's super easy, this door is shut. Okay Hi.. Umm Hello Umm And that means that this door over there must be open, so... We need to kill the manager and get the security.. card. Josiah: The card might be in his office, which is directly to your l- like right there pretty much -Card here..? Yes, it is! Josiah: Can- Do you have the skill to grab it? Try to grab it. Josiah: No you don't have that skill- No I do not.. okay. Josiah: But you know where it is! Um... he left (Message from the caption person, i have no clue what either of them said, have a nice day) Josiah: Okay... just, you can try to sneak your way to the card... right now. Should I put the m- okay So I'll put the mask on and then.. Josiah: Yeah Josiah: Put your- (Interrupted by H3H3 or Ethan): MaSk Oh yeah, I forgot I got a suppressed pistol which will make things a lot easier now Pew Pew Pew Pew *STRUGGLE NOISES* Police Guard: FREEZE *SHOOTING INTENSIFIES* *RELOADING* *EMERGENCY ECM JAMMER* *ALARM NOISES* Josiah: HahaHa- Dude the page- the pagers are on! Alright, we- we can- we can do better. We ca- *WHEEZE* Josiah: Security office is over here Dirty. Josiah: Just see, if the- oh wait, look, That's the- that's the guy right there Yeah the bank manager right there? Josiah: Yeah Josiah: Go see if the card is there. If it's not, it's on him. And if it's on him just murder him. Josiah: It's on him, MURDER HIM (Discovers something new) Oh, you click it. Do you hold it? Is that how you sprint? Josiah: Yeah Hold it, sprint- oh shoot Oh! Josiah: *GASP* Hello Josiah: (wtf does he say to begin this sentence) Josiah: Here's what you do, you break the camera right now and then kill the guy (MeLikeBigBoom's FaZe Clan montage) Josiah: You better hurry, there's a guard coming (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) That was.. Josiah: Grab the keycard. Josiah: Ok now get ready there's a guard coming. Alright come around the corner (translation: come fight me noob) Josiah: Grab your melee Grab my melee? Josiah: Yeah! Shank him! Stab and shoot. Stab shoot. Ssssstab shoot. Stab shoot- Or shoot stab? Josiah: Stab shoot Okay, stab shoot Josiah: Now STAB SHOOT That worked amazing! Wow.. ok Uncle Ethan: I don't feel safe control. I think that we need to ditch our guns for swords... GREAT Swords... Wouldn't that be badass? Radio Person: Ohh I see... I see. Radio Person: Okay, that checks out. Okay that checks out That was probably pointless to bag him. Josiah: No it's actually good- no, nonono, but it behind it. Because if a guard actually does come.. Yeah.. I thought it would make a good ornament. But this guy, what should I do with this guy? Josiah: Ehh, leave him. Actually I have an idea. (?) (OH GOD WHY) Should I shoot the camera? Josiah: Nooo because then everyone in the lobby will know Josiah: You just- you literally- you have to walk up and use your key card on the door Josiah: As quick as possible Well i'm just gonna sprint in (BANG BANG SKEET SKEET) *HEAVY BREATHING* Josiah: *GASP* Now, now, go! Pop Pop Pop! Bang Bang Skeet Skeet! Uncle Ethan: Oh, I think my battery's running low. I'll have to replace it after my shift Radio Man: Oh, just a second, let me check that. Josiah: Are you not able to bag him up? Josiah: Yeah, you don't, ok so go all the way around right now Josiah: You have to find the last guard. Josiah: And then you're gonna put down an ECM and kill everyone. Josiah:But you have to find the last guard. He's on the other side, I bet. Josiah: Go. Run around right now Josiah: Not that way. Josiah: Outside, boi Well, why would he be outside? Josiah: No, you run to the other side of the bank. But- then i'm gonna be leaving this guy. Josiah: It's okay, but if you do this quickly Josiah: Oh shoot. Josiah: ECM NOW. Josiah: Go upstair- go around.
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