All the way around. Cause that is the guard. Josiah: Get ready Josiah: Dude, you better get ready to just... get your gun and shoot all the way across this.. Josiah: Take the shot, take the shot now. Now's your chance!
Guard: STOP IT! *BANG BANG* Josiah: Get ready, the pager is gonna be delayed slightly. Josiah: Now Uncle Ethan: *Yawn* Aw man, I'm tired.. Josiah: Listen to what the guy tells you. Josiah: Listen to it, word-for-word. Radio Man: Man if that pager goes off again, i'm gonna have to sound the alarm. For real. Josiah: What'd he say? What? Josiah: What'd the guy say? He said, somethin somethin somethin... i'm gonna have to sound the alarm Josiah: One more time, that means that there's no more guards. *HEAVEN MUSIC* *GASP* *GASP PT.2* Jesus Christ! Josiah: Yeah I know, it's a heart attack. Josiah: But now listen up. Here's what you gotta do, you ready? There's no more guards! Josiah: Yeah There's no more guards! I killed the bank manager, I killed that guard, there- there's no one left! Josiah: Yeah, but no no no All I have to do is I have to just drop a grenade in the lobby and i'm good! Josiah: No, hold up. First, quietly kill the people in the back. So don't go that way. Okay, alright. Josiah: Here, go down that stairwell. Josiah: Kill him. *BAYUM* Josiah: Now someone's up behind that wall I bet *HUMMING NOISES* *BAYUM* Josiah: T- Kill the tellers, now. You gotta run. No they didn't notice. Josiah: Go through that door and just kill 'em Josiah: Kill everyone, now (way too lazy to caption this whole part. sorry) HOW COULD I- *FRUSTRATION NOISES* I- Was there anything I could've done Josiah? Josiah: Not really *WHEEZE* Josiah: Not really anything at all! Josiah: Just get- Just git gud Just git gud *monotone* Where are the police officers.. Where are the police officers. Josiah: There they are.. Josiah: Wait are you surrendering? Josiah: Are you surrendering? Jesus Dragan! No! No! I'm sur- What have you done!?!?!?!?!?!?! Arrest me! Arrest me, it wasn't me! It wasn't me. You can arrest me! You can arrest me. I'll just, I'll get in the back. *BAYUM* Josiah: You killed them No I didn't Huh, we're done! We can just rob the bank now. Josiah: But- Dumbo? Bimbo? Boh Boh n' Oh Boh Huh. What? *some sort of laugh* *GASP* It's open! Doo do do Doooo (victory noises?) Well that's simple enough Gimme! Gimme! How much are we talking here? Hundred seventy seconds, okay I can work with that Hila- every time, she just has to know what i'm doing! Why her? Why- Wh- Watch, if I walk over here.. And I start sniffing the flowers. Give it 20, 30 seconds and she'll show up Look! LOOK AT WHAT I SAID. LOOK IT! What- what's so special about the painting Hila? Hila? Hila? What????? I guess she just really likes the paintings here. Clearly, sh- *FRIGHTENED* I'm sorry- I can put it back- I can put it back. I can- I can put it back I can put it back... I'm sorry Hila. *HAPPY NOISES* AND AH BA BAAAA *Beautiful Singing* Come on Hila, let's go! Get the HeCK back there Grab the money! That's it? Josiah: Yeah $517,000???? Gosh, we're talkin Lamborghini Aventadors, each and every single one of these Hila! Look at this! Look at this! I swear to god she doesn't care about anything! Nothin but her stupid paintings. (Every caption done by Fly2Freedom. I spent three hours on this. You're welcome.)
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